Patrice O'Neal Quotes - BrainyQuote

American - Comedian December 7, 1969 - November 29, 2011

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

Life People Rich Rest

The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.

You Feel Opinion Nothing

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I Am People Think Will

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Big Dude Buffet

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Best People Think Chicken

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

Time People Laugh Feel

I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.

Ride Culture Nice See

I've still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

Freedom Me Sexy Car

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

Good Song Face Crazy

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

Know Will Weakness Try

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

Sexy You Go Done

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

Me Laugh Laughter Doing

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Me Hate Loved Like

People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

Life People Job Lose

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