People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
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