Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
You will never win if you never begin.
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