Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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