Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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