I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days.
We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.
I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.
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